 Subliminal advertising? I am no expert, and I suck at Scrabble but I was able to come up with this arrangement of bottles. Not sure if the secret advertising (or mere chance of coincidence) will work. But let me tell you something about Hydrive.
Refreshing, thirst quenching, flavorful, enjoyable. These adjectives keep coming up for every Hydrive drink I taste. They are all pretty much on the same level of each other. They are really enjoyable drinks. I actually put them in my "Other" energy drink category because I consider them more of a water energy drink. Don't know if Hydrive considers that or not. But they are no Redbull or clone of that nature. I would definitely try their drink if I were you. You can actually go over the hydriveenergy.com and get 3 free drinks to sample (you pay shipping, nothing is ever free). And you get to try one on my personal favorites Citrus Blast. Here are my reviews of the current Hydrive drink line: |
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Dedication: A Review of Monsters Black Ice Slurpee |
Dedication:
 In a job interview one time I was asked what dedication meant to me. I was young and still green in the world so I responded with what I knew.
“Dedication to me is when your girlfriend calls the radio station and asks them to play our song,” I answered.
As you may have guessed I did not end up serving Krabby Patties but I learned a valuable lesson that summer, have your friends get a job and then have them put in a good word for you.
Now many years later I have learned the true meaning to dedication; to me dedication is sacrificing everything you have for the benefit of others and you my loyal readers are those others (not the Benjamin Linus “others” as suggested at by recent theories).
You have all read about poor Scott making himself thevict!m of multiple penis altering drinks in the name of science and research for all of you readers. I mean his penis has been through more than any married mans nether-regions have before, its taken so much abuse that the prisoners in Gitmo feel bad for him. Seriously his Johnson has seen more changes than Zartan at an epileptic rave. His wang has had more chemicals pumped into it than Keith Richards.
Shall I move on????
OK
This week I was privy to another energy slurpee. This one was Monsters Black Ice flavor, while this one was set apart from the various Full Throttle Slurpees by the super cool plastic cup you can get it in. It looked cool because it was really dark, almost black ice, OH! I get it now, and it tasted pretty good also so why not get a full cup of it in the aforementioned cup.
Interlude for a little Mongoose history: If there is one thing I love as much as energy drinks and boobs its Slurpees and comic books, so the Incredible Hulk flavor they have at 7/11 because of the movie Tie –In was a must try.
Now I have never been one to say I am a tasteful or tactful person but I have never shared with the world the results of my bowel movements, my butt brownies, the kids I drop off at the pool, the two ball I sink in the corner pocket, the deuces wild, my poop, but in the effort to warn all of you drinkaddicts
AVOID the Monster Black Ice I am going to unveil the truth. This drink made “it” turn green, not the occasional I ate too much salad green but gamma radiated Bruce Banner green. This was horribly shocking as I was cleaning the bowling alley after I dropped the two pin and was horrified to see what looked like green crayon written on Charmin. This was especially shocking since the Hulk slurpee a week earlier did not have any effect the brown battleship I sunk. Since my diet over the past few days was nothing out of the ordinary sans the Black Ice slurpee I could only logically come up with that one solitary conclusion.
While your results may vary I must caution any readers with this product.
Any awards for writing (hint hint Pulitzer people) can be submitted just as a sample energy drink. See sidebar for more details. |
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 So the Dominican Republic has this crazy concoction of a drink called MamaJuana. They usually soak barks and herbs in a brew of rum, red wine, and honey. They say the taste is close to a port wine with a deep red color. But the people in Dominican Republic believe that it is an aphrodisiac with similar effects as Viagra. Our friend John Layfield WWE wrestler, at Layfield Energy who has created a 2 ounce alcohol free shot version of the legendary MamaJuana. They say “For great sex without a prescription in a great tasting ready to take bottle, there is only one Mamajuana Energy.”
When I originally saw pictures of this bottle, I thought it was a lot bigger I did not realize that it was a 2 oz shot till I actually got the package. This little bottle looks like a tropical sun tan lotion bottle. But smaller. Don't be fooled by it. Your muscles might get stiff.
The abuse my penis has gone through to give you guys information about penis / sex enhancing drinks. My penis can only take so much abuse! (and my kidneys too). Do you really want to know if I was a better lover for a night after taking a 2 oz shot of MamaJuana? Do you really want to know if I made the ol’ lady scream? Is this all you care about? You don’t care how it tastes? You just want to screw all night? Well, I am not much of a lover. But I can tell you. After drinking one of these MamaJuanas, It was the best night surfing for porn I ever had.
Review here. |
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